“I need to take up guitar or buy a dancing monkey.
Either of those would help me panhandle more effectively.”
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“I need to take up guitar or buy a dancing monkey.
Either of those would help me panhandle more effectively.”
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You don’t have to feed a guitar
VERY good point!
Want to mention that a guitar is housebroken also
However, if the monkey is trained it may be more lucrative than me attempting to learn the guitar. While I can sing somewhat, I have zero instrumental talent.
You could lip synch to some Elvis songs (and only pretend to play) and maybe passersby will feel sorry enough to toss you some money.
Ah grand idea. I shall practice my hip gyrations!
You can start with Blue Christmas…ready..hai h- have a b-blue Christmas without youuuu
I’ll be so bluuuue thinking aboooout yoooouuu.
Dang it! Forgot I was impersonating Elvis!
Already a bust.
Nice one!
Thanks!
Might be better to be a busker’s groupie. Get a cut just for hanging around.
Ah, another wise suggestion. Haha