Needing A Deep Clean January 30, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: Cleaning tips, dating, life “Now you feel like you need to wash your brain with bleach, right?” Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related
11 thoughts on “Needing A Deep Clean”
I prefer tequila, the memory eraser. It’s more fun. I don’t have to be burdened by memories of embarrassing behavior when I wake the next day. It’s much more fun than bleach.
Oh the problem lies in a visual or reminder when you are stone cold sober.
Sorry, no. Tequila scrubbing of my memory is so efficient, I am apt to lose a whole day, including the previous fun filled night.
I am most astounded by my feats of tomfoolery as retold by witnesses several days later.
I have yet to not remember everything that happens over the course of a night laden with debauchery. Perhaps I need to try harder!
I hear the Ozzie’s “Momma, I’m Comin’ Home” is the tequila of songs: it just makes clothes fall off.
And now I have it in my head… And no date until tomorrow night.
Practice around the living room. Drop your bra on the cat, they love that.
No cat… I don’t think my dog would mind though.
Careful–unless dog saliva blends nicely with your perfume, step carefully.
More sleep, less drool. It’s how she she rolls.