“You collect jerks that start with the letter P.
The perv, the preacher, the poolboy, the phob,
and the pussy. Pretty sure you don’t need anymore collectables.”
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You forgot the Pessimist, the Pea Brain, and the Prude. ‘Course you could knock three down at once and just date a conservative Republican.
Been there. Done that.
Me, too. I listened to him drone on and on at a Ruby Tuesday about how he and his engineers were saving the world by doing remote fixes on the Mars Sojourner because its solar panels were becoming blocked by all the particulates the wheels were kicking up.
I had the potato sliders and decided I needed to start dating taller men.
I’m thinking a red flag would have been “engineer” but maybe that is because the asshole go is beneath me is one.