Until I started taking them to the groomer for hygienic trims on their butts and tails (in particular), my two Persian cats used to drop dingleberries around the house, where I’d find them (always) barefooted.
Equally bad, for cats and me, was when the dingleberries got impacted in their butt hair and I had to massage them out. That is to say, I had to give two cats regular baths, and neither cooperated. Massaging dingleberries under water off a very upset cat is about as degrading a circumstance as either human or cat must endure. We didn’t do much bonding in those days. 😉
Too bad the dingleberries they produced weren’t as attractive as the ones you posted above!
My dad used to call people he didn’t like that term. Years later i saw that on Ren and Stimpy. My ex couldn’t understand my hysterical laughter. She also didn’t get the Klingons circling Uranus.
“He is the dingleberry of mankind.”
Line Of The Week 
I know what a dingleberry is…..
Then you can guess how great this person must be… Hahaha
And he doesnt look as tasty as those! Lol
Definitely not!
Now I would eat all of those.
Thankfully none are dingleberries!
Ha! Nothing worse than a dingleberry.
Ha!
I am of the Ren and Stimpy generation so I have loved the word dingleberry since I was a little, sarcastic girl. This is a GREAT line! Lol
I totally just high fived you!
**fist bump**
Until I started taking them to the groomer for hygienic trims on their butts and tails (in particular), my two Persian cats used to drop dingleberries around the house, where I’d find them (always) barefooted.
Equally bad, for cats and me, was when the dingleberries got impacted in their butt hair and I had to massage them out. That is to say, I had to give two cats regular baths, and neither cooperated. Massaging dingleberries under water off a very upset cat is about as degrading a circumstance as either human or cat must endure. We didn’t do much bonding in those days. 😉
Too bad the dingleberries they produced weren’t as attractive as the ones you posted above!
That definitely wins a “Pretty Degrading” trophy!
I have a friend in the middle of a divorce – I must tell her this line! LOL
It would be very apropos!
My dad used to call people he didn’t like that term. Years later i saw that on Ren and Stimpy. My ex couldn’t understand my hysterical laughter. She also didn’t get the Klingons circling Uranus.
Ha!