I went through a very messy divorce in the late 70s. He remarried immediately. Two years later he’d moved to another small town and was elected as mayor. The day after the election, a snippy co-worker stopped me at the coffee machine and said, “Now aren’t you sorry you divorced him? You could have been First Lady of —the town’s name—!”
I smiled at her and said, “Being First Lady would have been fun…it it didn’t mean having to sleep with the mayor.”
I don’t know why no one has commented on this one? It’s brilliant. Was Drake really smart enough to come up with that riposte though?
Doubtful. Hahaha
Ha ha ha ha!! Yes all 4 of those “ha”s were out loud and genuine. I can SO relate to this!
I look back and want to smack my forehead!
I usually do….
I went through a very messy divorce in the late 70s. He remarried immediately. Two years later he’d moved to another small town and was elected as mayor. The day after the election, a snippy co-worker stopped me at the coffee machine and said, “Now aren’t you sorry you divorced him? You could have been First Lady of —the town’s name—!”
I smiled at her and said, “Being First Lady would have been fun…it it didn’t mean having to sleep with the mayor.”