Defeated By Machines May 28, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: invention, machine, mind control “There is probably no way I can make a mind control machine if I can’t even operate my weed-eater.” Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related
I have yet to even try… I live in the middle of the woods, so I can almost get away with it. Although I may be forced to before too long. It is the one machine that intimidates the hell out of me. Reply
Don’t sell yourself short. Einstein could describe the universe in equations but couldn’t figure out his tax return. Then there’s that reason he gave up wearing socks. Reply
“There is probably no way I can make a mind
I tried for the first time (weed eater) and almost ended humanity in the first 12 seconds
I have yet to even try… I live in the middle of the woods, so I can almost get away with it. Although I may be forced to before too long.
It is the one machine that intimidates the hell out of me.
terror weapons
My sentiments exactly.
I am NOT allowed to use the weed eater LOL – seriously 😉 Great post!!
I am just scared to! Haha
Don’t sell yourself short. Einstein could describe the universe in equations but couldn’t figure out his tax return. Then there’s that reason he gave up wearing socks.
Marry me. Right now! You mentioned Einstein’s socks!
Master that weed eater and it becomes a handy device for getting people to change their minds.