A New Mantra June 19, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: friendship, frustration, life Repeat after me, ‘We don’t throw our friends off balconies.'” Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookGoogleLike this:Like Loading... Related
Talk for yourself, specially from that type of balcony with those views I´d throw my own mother just to be there alone with some brunette hotty from the southern U.S sipping Jack Daniels and a Margarita for her before I enter the room. Reply
I bet you that if I shower her with money, actually make a bed with 100$ bills I´d find one if the first option doesn´t come though……..
Repeat after me, ‘We don’t throw our friends off balconies.'”
Water balloons yes. Friends no.
Words of wisdom!
Talk for yourself, specially from that type of balcony with those views I´d throw my own mother just to be there alone with some brunette hotty from the southern U.S sipping Jack Daniels and a Margarita for her before I enter the room.
Ohhhh a margarita. That sounds delicious.
Yep, with a little stick umbrella on it
Nice. Now all you need is to find a southern brunette. 😉
I bet you that if I shower her with money, actually make a bed with 100$ bills I´d find one if the first option doesn´t come though……..
I’m pretty sure you could find someone as a backup without all of that expense.
Maybe that’s where all my friends went.
Eventually they bounce off one another.
Crap, I hope hundred dollar bills can’t talk.