“My momma always said I needed
goals and dreams in life. Little did she know that my
dreams were stabbing idiots.”
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“My momma always said I needed
goals and dreams in life. Little did she know that my
dreams were stabbing idiots.”
Line Of The Week 
This is awesome!!!!
Thanks! I loved this one!
funny.. but intelligent one!
Thank you!
Thank you for making me chuckle out loud!
You’re welcome! Glad you did!
Or be like Wolverine, stab them with the long knives that grow from between your fingers…
It could come in handy.
Torro, Torro!
LMAO! Exactly!
😉
Ah, but you mustn’t stab idiots, not right away. They are to be savored. You must toy with them like a cat, then dispatch them in whatever way amuses you when they no longer serve your purposes. Like Scientologists.
Holy crap. That was awesome.