“Sometimes that is just code speak for ‘Bat-shit crazy!'”
Author: Line Of The Week
But You’re Worth It
“I have an annual singing telegram budget of $27.52.
I am not above spending it on you, that is how important you are to me.”
Exit Only
“There is only one guy allowed in my ass and it is not you!”
Ailing Issues
“I don’t have the dreaded affliction of having boobs.”
Give A Shove
“With enough force anything will slide in there!”
Honesty Is Best
“The quickest way to the heart of an onion is with a sharp knife.”
Easy Picking
“When I see low-hanging fruit for
sarcasm, I have a hard time resisting…”
Exceptional Form
“We are a rare breed,
like those creepy Chinese hairless dogs.”
Arrrr Matey
“Can your pirate name be Gimpy McCracker? Please?”
Fort Knox
“Seriously though, is your vagina made of gold?
Or do you just have some tricks you need to teach me?”
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