“He does give off the socially awkward vibe.”
Friends
Down With That
“You would do one of those cool homie handshakes.”
Royalty
“You’re like the queen of penises… You’re a Queenis!”
Testing, 1, 2, 3
“Poke it and see if it is getting soft.”
The Old Thinker
“We are not left and right brain, we are front and back brain!”
The King
“Do you know how good it feels to walk around in only a g-string?
It is like two velvet Elvis’ kissing.”
Tick Tock
“It never takes long to acclimate to island time.”
It’s Hip Man
“I don’t want you to have to grow a full beard
and always carry around a typewriter.”
Strong Polarity
“You’re a moron magnet.”
Convenient Handling
“If I could put these things over my shoulders, I so would!”
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