Cupcakes, Rainbows, and Fairies March 5, 2015Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: Children, happiness, Unicorn 8 Comments “I am little girl happy today. Like I just saw a unicorn.”
Oral Healing March 4, 2015Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: health, mouth, oral 3 Comments “I do not know what kind of dragon magic you possess in your mouth.”
Occasional Misfire March 3, 2015Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: brain, hard, thoughts 8 Comments “It’s hard to do the thinky part.”
Man Hunt March 2, 2015Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: female, hunting, sex 4 Comments “I am going to put out little labia traps all over the place.”
Elevated Love February 28, 2015Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: babies, best friends, love 11 Comments “I’d punch babies for you. That is how special you are to me.”
Shiver Me Timbers October 20, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: pirate, sex, sexy 17 Comments “I’ll be a pirate if I can plunder your booty!”
Daily Drudgery October 17, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: gross, shopping, walmart 30 Comments “At least break it up a little bit, wear your pajamas to Walmart.“
Alarm Bells October 16, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: dating, lies, truth 9 Comments “My bullshit-itis is flaring again.”
Retail Therapy October 15, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: emotions, shopping, therapy 3 Comments “I think it is time to go in the dressing room and cry.”
Members Only October 14, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: elite, member, shopping 14 Comments “K-Mart membership? Is that like a ghetto country club?”