“I am little girl happy today. Like I just saw a unicorn.”
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Oral Healing
“I do not know what kind of dragon magic you possess in your mouth.”
Occasional Misfire
“It’s hard to do the thinky part.”
Man Hunt
“I am going to put out little labia traps all over the place.”
Elevated Love
“I’d punch babies for you.
That is how special you are to me.”
Shiver Me Timbers
“I’ll be a pirate if I can plunder your booty!”
Daily Drudgery
“At least break it up a little bit, wear your pajamas to Walmart.“
Alarm Bells
“My bullshit-itis is flaring again.”
Retail Therapy
“I think it is time to go in the dressing room and cry.”
Members Only
“K-Mart membership? Is that like a ghetto country club?”
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