“You are more privy to my bowels than my underwear.”
bathroom
Damage Control
“I am in the bathroom attempting
to not look entirely train wreckish.”
Strange Habits
“I don’t know why guys have to get naked
to poop. I have never had to get naked to poop.”
Bedroom Eyes
“Ever try to give someone “do me eyes” and they ask
if you need to go to the bathroom?”
Line Of The Week 