“I don’t have the dreaded affliction of having boobs.”
boobs
I’d Feel Fabulous
“Now if I felt as good as my boobs looked I would be set!”
Added Movement
“There isn’t enough Ace bandages in the world to
keep all of me in place in a boot camp workout class.”
Good Days
“Forget good hair days. I much prefer
good boob days. Today is one of them!”
Nubbin Anyone?
“I have a third nipple under one of
my boobs. Apparently it is a family trait.”
The Race Is On…
“I am pretty sure my boobs are having a race
to see which one can get to my belly button first.”
Magic Bra
“This bra must be magic. Random men keep smiling at me.”
“Men do love boobs.”
Nice Rack
“Genetically, I got nice boobs. It’s just good DNA from my momma.”
Line Of The Week 