“You’ll be happy to know I got two pairs of jeans for Christmas,
and they fit, so no more saggy “crapped my pants” look!”
Christmas
Merry Christmas!
“Merry Christmas from Line Of The Week! I hope your
holiday is wonderful and I will be back to posting
the day after Christmas!” ~ Lisa
Disgruntled Driving
“Yes, I want to go driving around on the 23rd of December so I
can go into road rage hell for a cuppa java.”
Santa’s Lap
“I promise the next old fat guy I see,
I will ask if you can sit in his lap and tell him your list!”
The Best Gift Of All
“The holiday season would be so much better
if we could just hand out gift wrapped orgasms.
Oh, wonderful Walmart cashier, you are so bitchy, please take two!”
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