“I have a few hours of sleep under
my belt and only one sip of coffee in me. Bright ideas are
not forthcoming at this moment.”
coffee
Pinky Time
“This coming from the guy who MAY let me stick my pinky in it!”
True Love
“I don’t care how you make it, buy it, or obtain it, if you give me a
cappuccino you are stuck with me. It’s almost as meaningful as a ring.”
White Girl Problems
“My Venti has soy and an extra pump! How dare Starbucks!?”
Disgruntled Driving
“Yes, I want to go driving around on the 23rd of December so I
can go into road rage hell for a cuppa java.”
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