“He does give off the socially awkward vibe.”
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Royalty
“You’re like the queen of penises… You’re a Queenis!”
Strong Polarity
“You’re a moron magnet.”
Alarm Bells
“My bullshit-itis is flaring again.”
Honesty Is Best
“The quickest way to the heart of an onion is with a sharp knife.”
Fort Knox
“Seriously though, is your vagina made of gold?
Or do you just have some tricks you need to teach me?”
Simple Explanations
“He was raised in a cult. Probably what is wrong with him.”
Updated Programming
“And we are both still in our thirties… we sound like a TLC show.”
Man Thoughts
“The metrosexual in me would
like to shave, but the bear says, ‘no way’.”
What Was The First
“Second piece of advice for free:
Be everything he needs you to be, and only some of what
he wants you to be. If you give him everything
there will be nothing to want for.
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