“I’m both scared and scarred,
which makes me more scared.”
dating
Supposedly
“I hope you put finger quotes around “lady”.”
New Monikers
“He is Tot-J or Tarzan of the Jungle.
You know we nickname everyone.”
Cougar Town
“You ditched me, to be a cougar!”
Never Fails
“Take a crap while he is there
and if he leaves then he is an ass.“
Eenie Meenie Miny Mo
“But the devil on my other
shoulder says… SEX, HAVE SEX!“
Trumped
“Still the stripper beats the sort of hot mom
who wants to flirt but is buying three boxes of Tampax.”
Starting Base
“In the words of all the
peeps in this area… take it as it goes but still ‘do you’.”
Right Once Again
“Told you, you just needed a good Texas boy! No more Yankees!”
Certain Taste
“I go for the white businessman type. They
sit behind a desk all day, what do you expect?”
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