“You know you are high on pain meds
when you have to turn down the TV because
you can’t taste your pizza.”
drugs
Officer Yummy
“Can you have a hot cop respond at least?
Maybe tell them you think I have drugs on me so they frisk me?“
Anxious Anticipation
“I keep checking it like a crack fiend waiting for a hit.”
Family Fun
“One is drug addled and the other penis
addled not sure which is worse. They both sound strung out.”
Dietary Issues
“I’m a beef jerky-aholic.
I need a twelve step program to wean me off the dried cow.”
This Is Your Brain
“My brain is fried and I don’t meant smoke a little pot fried, I mean like full on egg cracked in a pan fried.”
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