“He is a douche canoe, on a bullshit river.”
ex
Supposedly
“I hope you put finger quotes around “lady”.”
Looking Back
“I can’t sleep with just any man,
maybe I’m picky? But seeing some of my exes, maybe not.”
One Of THOSE People
“He is the dingleberry of mankind.”
Pain In The Rear
“I am having an asshole flare up…
He is like the hemorrhoid of my life.”
Line Of The Week 