The Mighty Brow June 13, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: eyes, family, unibrow 5 Comments “It’s like looking at your grandfather’s one overgrown eyebrow that goes all the way from ear to ear. You want to look at him, but the weirdness of it kind of hurts your eyes.”
Bedroom Eyes December 14, 2013Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent Tags: bathroom, bedroom, eyes, flirt, sex 7 Comments “Ever try to give someone “do me eyes” and they ask if you need to go to the bathroom?”