“It’s like looking at your grandfather’s one overgrown eyebrow
that goes all the way from ear to ear. You want to look at him,
but the weirdness of it kind of hurts your eyes.”
family
Family Fun
“One is drug addled and the other penis
addled not sure which is worse. They both sound strung out.”
Fan Line Of The Week #9
“Mummy… you’re happy again… I can see your Christmas spirit!”
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Vlassic Virtues
“My mother used to steal pickles from her blind aunt.”
Sage Speak
“Life here is peppered with
pearls of wisdom. Aren’t you glad you came?”
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