“I am going to put out little labia traps all over the place.”
female
Arrrr Matey
“Can your pirate name be Gimpy McCracker? Please?”
The Man In The Box
“I pray no one ever tells me that
I resemble a lonely man from the internet.”
Hormone Overload
“I swear my face is regressing to me being a hormonal 13 year old.”
Girl Factor
“I’m a girl.
And not just a girl, I’m me which is worse.“
Stage An Intervention
“Rookie. Ask for Gypsy Rose Douche
(last made 1954) and haggis ice cream next time.“
How Women Work
“Now, you know how us women are…
We like to take normal things and add in an extra
layer of emotions and complication!”
Atomic Wedgie
“Her pants are so far up her
rear I actually heard her gasping for air.”
Can’t Go Insane
“I wonder if someone was already
crazy if they would have the opposite effect?”
Positive Attributes
“I am not just a pretty face and sexy body,
I do have a brain too. Sometimes I just let it go on vacation.”
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