“I would smack your butt and cat call just so you felt sexy too.“
flirt
Trumped
“Still the stripper beats the sort of hot mom
who wants to flirt but is buying three boxes of Tampax.”
Being Hit On
“It could never be someone like Johnny Depp,
I have to be approached by the weirdos.”
Bedroom Eyes
“Ever try to give someone “do me eyes” and they ask
if you need to go to the bathroom?”
Line Of The Week 