“I have Hagaan Dazs ice cream… I’ll be fine.”
food
Bacon! (Need I Say More?)
“Bacon is the wonder food!”
Extra Tongue
“I just watched her go Miley Cyrus all over that rib.”
Put It In My Mouth?
“I can’t tell if I would want to eat it or step on it.”
What Men Want
“I’m such a man. I just want to have hot sex and then eat good food.”
Sex Talk
“We are like an old couple, discussing the weather and food all the time,
hopefully when we ARE old we still talk about sex as much as we do now though.”
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