“I’m a girl.
And not just a girl, I’m me which is worse.“
friends
Batter Up
“One of us is getting laid tonight…
and you’re the married one. It better happen!”
We’re Off To See The Wizard!
“I just said that in my Wizard of Oz, Dorothy skipping along, voice.”
Slightly Smart
“It’s nice that you aren’t dumb as a box
of hair. Makes for much more pleasant conversation.”
Back Up
“I pictured you as a ninja hiding
in the flower arrangement at the restaurant.”
Crazy Cat Lady?
“Be the crazy chicken lady.
I haven’t seen a crazy chicken lady.
If you are going to be crazy at least be a unique kind of crazy!”
It’s Not You
“I’m here for you whenever you need me to tell you someone is crazy.”
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