But You’re Worth It October 12, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: caring, friendship, love 4 Comments “I have an annual singing telegram budget of $27.52. I am not above spending it on you, that is how important you are to me.”
Easy Picking September 26, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: easy, friendship, sarcasm 8 Comments “When I see low-hanging fruit for sarcasm, I have a hard time resisting…”
Arrrr Matey September 19, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: female, friendship, injury 5 Comments “Can your pirate name be Gimpy McCracker? Please?”
Throwback Terms August 30, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: friendship, old school, words 4 Comments “You just said “swimmingly”… No one, other than myself, says that!”
Hush it! August 29, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: dessert, friendship, love 13 Comments “Shut your pie hole… Harder!”
Willful Determination August 5, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: defend, friendship, loyal 4 Comments “I may only have 1 leg, but where there is a will there is a way.“
Clean-up Crew August 2, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: friendship, help, shave 16 Comments “I’m good, just busy shaving my gay roommates back because he’s got a date.”
Just Say The Word July 13, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: friendship, health, poo 15 Comments “I have bowels that are easily influenced by the power of suggestion.”
The Tormentor July 11, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: females, friendship, love 9 Comments “You suck and are a crappy friend. Okay, no you aren’t, but lets pretend you are!“
Death Match July 5, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: battle, friendship, love 7 Comments “It is like the hunger games. It is down to the top male and female. It may ultimately come down to a fight to the death and I wont hesitate to shank him.”