“I have an annual singing telegram budget of $27.52.
I am not above spending it on you, that is how important you are to me.”
friendship
Easy Picking
“When I see low-hanging fruit for
sarcasm, I have a hard time resisting…”
Arrrr Matey
“Can your pirate name be Gimpy McCracker? Please?”
Throwback Terms
“You just said “swimmingly”…
No one, other than myself, says that!”
Hush it!
“Shut your pie hole… Harder!”
Willful Determination
“I may only have 1 leg,
but where there is a will there is a way.“
Clean-up Crew
“I’m good, just busy shaving my gay
roommates back because he’s got a date.”
Just Say The Word
“I have bowels that are easily
influenced by the power of suggestion.”
The Tormentor
“You suck and are a crappy friend.
Okay, no you aren’t, but lets pretend you are!“
Death Match
“It is like the hunger games. It is down to
the top male and female. It may ultimately come down to a
fight to the death and I wont hesitate to shank him.”
