“If I could put these things over my shoulders, I so would!”
fun
Difficult But Fun
“It was like trying to dance with a spider monkey on speed.”
Always Prepared
“If you ever go to dinner with him, pack a sex bag.”
Long Night
“I am so sore, tired, and probably bruised. It is awesome.”
Wisdom On Dating
“It seems like a good idea at first. Kinda like like building a rocket powered car with Craftsmen Tools. But once you actually decide to drive it, you realize those tools were manufactured for Craftsmen by the lowest bidder.”
Upside The Head
“Happiness is a ninja that sneaks up and slaps you.”
River Life
“I just go floating on down
the river of life.. bouncing off rocks.”
Morning After
“We may have all been slightly alcohol infused.”
Pinky Time
“This coming from the guy who MAY let me stick my pinky in it!”
Drunk Laughter
“White Russians taste delicious, but not so great
coming out your nose when you laugh!”
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