“Rookie. Ask for Gypsy Rose Douche
(last made 1954) and haggis ice cream next time.“
girl
Return To Sender
“I am done with my uterus.
Why can’t I return it and not have to deal with it?”
Greetings To You
“I’m pretty sure the cabbie wasn’t expecting a
white chick holding an AR-15 to answer the door.”
Line Of The Week 