“I’m good, just busy shaving my gay
roommates back because he’s got a date.”
help
A Friend In Me
“I’ll hold out the boxing gloves and help you put them on.”
Help A Buddy Out
“I would offer to stay up and blast an air horn at
you occasionally to startle you back awake, but you’d probably punch me.”
Dietary Issues
“I’m a beef jerky-aholic.
I need a twelve step program to wean me off the dried cow.”
Got Your Back
“I’m going to be a whale.”
“Don’t worry, if you get stuck on your back, I’ll come over and roll you!”
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