“What is it today,
national waste of sperm customer day?”
Holiday
That’s How We Roll
“Only in Texas can men go out to get drunk and
women can go out to get pretty 365 days a year!”
Merry Christmas!
“Merry Christmas from Line Of The Week! I hope your
holiday is wonderful and I will be back to posting
the day after Christmas!” ~ Lisa
The Best Gift Of All
“The holiday season would be so much better
if we could just hand out gift wrapped orgasms.
Oh, wonderful Walmart cashier, you are so bitchy, please take two!”
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