“Can your pirate name be Gimpy McCracker? Please?”
injury
Wuv Twue Wuv
“You know he loves you when he shaves
the back of your leg, that hasn’t been shaved in over 2 months,
that sort of resembles a wookie.”
*bonus points for getting the title reference
Flexible Moves
“I’d kick myself in the head, but let’s face it, I am just not that flexible.”
“I am that flexible, but kicking yourself in the head hurts a
lot more than you would think. I don’t advise it.”
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