“He is a douche canoe, on a bullshit river.”
jerk
Jerk Radar
“I can just point them out for you here
and there. I’ll just go “suck”, “sucks ass” or “super sucks!”“
A New Species
“He is from the Latin genus subspecies group “toolbagus”.”
If It Quacks Like A Duck
“I called him a wiener… He is.
It’s the best name for someone so… Dickish.”
Having Visions
“I feel like that little kid in Signs… I see assholes.”
One Of THOSE People
“He is the dingleberry of mankind.”
Line Of The Week 