“And we are both still in our thirties… we sound like a TLC show.”
kids
Okay With It
“I don’t think we were ever the cool kids.“
Naming Trend
“Presleigh? Raeley? White people need
to stop with the needless extra vowels.”
Sleep Tight
“Shoot, just whip up a batch of Ny-Quil Smoothies, they’ll sleep like a log!”
Line Of The Week 