“If I could put these things over my shoulders, I so would!”
life
Smooth Moves
“Whoa, dance? I don’t dance.
I have two left feet that war with each other if
I even think of attempting it.”
Exuberant Advice
“Whatever you do, do it with vigor!”
Tough As Nails
“If you were a hardcore gangsta’,
that would be your name… Blood Sac.”
A New Mantra
Repeat after me, ‘We don’t throw our friends off balconies.'”
Role Placement
“He can be your bestie… For the day.
But I still get the role of your bitch.“
Pony Up
“Paying bills is extremely satisfying and stressful all at once.“
It Happens
“We are all entitled to our moments of insanity!“
Keep On Trucking
“If nothing else, this last year has
taught me to not sweat petty stuff from people.”
Accuracy Is Important
“I have never been falsely accused of being a bitch…“
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