“You’re like the queen of penises… You’re a Queenis!”
love
It’s Hip Man
“I don’t want you to have to grow a full beard
and always carry around a typewriter.”
Strong Polarity
“You’re a moron magnet.”
Elevated Love
“I’d punch babies for you.
That is how special you are to me.”
But You’re Worth It
“I have an annual singing telegram budget of $27.52.
I am not above spending it on you, that is how important you are to me.”
Updated Programming
“And we are both still in our thirties… we sound like a TLC show.”
Hush it!
“Shut your pie hole… Harder!”
Plead The Fifth
“I don’t remember, therefore it did not happen.”
Intimidated
“I’m both scared and scarred,
which makes me more scared.”
Survival Mode
“I have Hagaan Dazs ice cream… I’ll be fine.”
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