Over and Done September 14, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: divorce, marriage, smart 5 Comments “I would tell you to take the ring off, but you sold that like a smart girl!”
Batter Up March 13, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: friends, marriage, sex 2 Comments “One of us is getting laid tonight… and you’re the married one. It better happen!”
Maybe In Arkansas February 14, 2014Line Of The Week Friends, history, Humor, Lines, Recent, Uncategorized Tags: friendship, marriage, twins 3 Comments “You can’t marry your twin by another mother anyway.”