“Seriously though, is your vagina made of gold?
Or do you just have some tricks you need to teach me?”
men
New Monikers
“He is Tot-J or Tarzan of the Jungle.
You know we nickname everyone.”
Perfect Man
“His veins run with the nectar of the gods.
When he speaks angels listen in rapt attention.
When he thinks the entire universe stops and waits.”
A New Species
“He is from the Latin genus subspecies group “toolbagus”.”
What’s Your Pleasure
“Briefs are for shemales.”
Right Once Again
“Told you, you just needed a good Texas boy! No more Yankees!”
Wisdom On Dating
“It seems like a good idea at first. Kinda like like building a rocket powered car with Craftsmen Tools. But once you actually decide to drive it, you realize those tools were manufactured for Craftsmen by the lowest bidder.”
How Observant
“With a rack like yours I am sure he
wouldn’t notice if you didn’t even do your hair.”
Certain Taste
“I go for the white businessman type. They
sit behind a desk all day, what do you expect?”
Keep It Classy
“He comes out talking like a 14 year old on crack and LSD.”
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