Eulogy

“His headstone will read:

Here lies B.O.B.. He was greatly loved. He did his job fabulously

and went out with a bang… literally.”

Oh Yeah

“I do need a good man induced orgasm though.”

The Best Gift Of All

“The holiday season would be so much better

if we could just hand out gift wrapped orgasms.

Oh, wonderful Walmart cashier, you are so bitchy, please take two!”

Breathe Deep

“I’d probably instantly orgasm just from breathing the same air as him.”