“You’re like the queen of penises… You’re a Queenis!”
sex
Testing, 1, 2, 3
“Poke it and see if it is getting soft.”
Man Hunt
“I am going to put out little labia traps all over the place.”
Shiver Me Timbers
“I’ll be a pirate if I can plunder your booty!”
Exit Only
“There is only one guy allowed in my ass and it is not you!”
Give A Shove
“With enough force anything will slide in there!”
Fort Knox
“Seriously though, is your vagina made of gold?
Or do you just have some tricks you need to teach me?”
3.99 A Minute
“When I am tired my voice
sounds like I should be a phone sex operator!”
Hump Day
“I would just come from behind and grab it by the hump.”
Priceless Advice
“I’m full of gems, it’s just hard to get people to listen.”
Line Of The Week 