“He does give off the socially awkward vibe.”
sexy
Testing, 1, 2, 3
“Poke it and see if it is getting soft.”
The King
“Do you know how good it feels to walk around in only a g-string?
It is like two velvet Elvis’ kissing.”
Shiver Me Timbers
“I’ll be a pirate if I can plunder your booty!”
Ailing Issues
“I don’t have the dreaded affliction of having boobs.”
Exceptional Form
“We are a rare breed,
like those creepy Chinese hairless dogs.”
Supreme Courage
“I am wearing my sexiest panties.
I figure strength and confidence are a good combo this morning.”
3.99 A Minute
“When I am tired my voice
sounds like I should be a phone sex operator!”
Stripper Dust
“Is shimmery body spray whorish?”
In A Hurry
“I would say rush sex,
but that is so wrong it just seems blasphemous!”
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