“Paying bills is extremely satisfying and stressful all at once.“
stress
Real Estate Dealings
“That should be sufficient to really
up the twitch factor, as anal as I am…”
Life Is Like A Box…
“Your box of chocolate seems to be filled with shit covered chocolates.”
Pain In The Rear
“I am having an asshole flare up…
He is like the hemorrhoid of my life.”
Line Of The Week 