“Second piece of advice for free:
Be everything he needs you to be, and only some of what
he wants you to be. If you give him everything
there will be nothing to want for.
wisdom
Priceless Advice
“I’m full of gems, it’s just hard to get people to listen.”
Falling In Love
“Sometimes the negatives are what
we fall in love with. Makes us realize that even our
imperfections can be perfect for someone else.”
It’s All About The Tongue
“Good kissers can usually lick the center out of a lollipop.”
Grandmotherly Wisdom
“Advice you don’t want to get from
your grandmother… ‘shaved crotches are itchy.'”
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