“It seems like a good idea at first. Kinda like like building a rocket powered car with Craftsmen Tools. But once you actually decide to drive it, you realize those tools were manufactured for Craftsmen by the lowest bidder.”
women
I’m Easy Like That
“I am such a sucker for a guy telling
me, ‘Good morning! Hope you had a great evening.'”
He Must Be A Eunuch
“Why is it so crazy to think he actually
likes you and he just might be normal?”
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