“My bullshit-itis is flaring again.”
truth
Honesty Is Best
“The quickest way to the heart of an onion is with a sharp knife.”
Elected Official
“This is why I would never be
elected for anything other than hall monitor.”
Accuracy Is Important
“I have never been falsely accused of being a bitch…“
Confucius Say
“A wise man once said, ‘The rest of the world
is crazy. We’re fine.’ That man never existed,
nor did he say that, but it is nevertheless true.”
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